Biology makes us all sick =\

not just sick, but likee... there's no word that can describe it! if you're one of those weak hearted people and dont want to look like her, or her, (you're a really bad actress dora...)i'd suggest you read when you're ready la... ;)so cute right?!
not yet la yet... we have these first!

so eww right?!!?

i do wear tht pink wristband everywhere =.=!(kudos to jordan for pointing that out zz). getting ready to disect the froggie (which we named harold. we weren't attached to it. seriously! where are you now harold?T_T

shaun's getting all ready to dig out wan's earwax b4 we begin..

then off we go! first, we pin down the frog with pins, it looks like we're crucifying the damn creature =.=". then we slice open its skin and pullllllll.... yuck the membrane's sickly... while doing this, cheangg got hungry so... he took up a frog and...
posed to put the frog in his mouth but no one was there to snap a pic of it xD haha.. yeoh sia soi.. for some reason, all six groups had female frogs. and in each female frog there's. spawn!!frog eggs anyone? no the round things are nt eyeballs -.-

fk.. the heart was still beating =_=

despite all this gore, some people still felt the urge to say: "alex take picture of us! come on lah guys look at the camera!"

the one on the right is our prom queen btw :D congrats once more yanchi!

the master busy at work.. lol ok, i've no idea how this group got such a clean set of organs.

honestly, this was an accident =Xso was this xD

guess who's feeling orgasmic after slicing and dicing these poor froggies that didn't really do anything to deserve this lol.

all all this 'fun' we had, our bio teacher made us scrub the apparatus.. like, until she was satisfied! she made us late for moral but then who really cares about that subject anyway...

even the queenie gotsta get 'down n dirty', if you know what i mean /brows
this is our master's way of contributing to the 'cleaning up'

after that we had time to bond with our rats.. who we've kept for a week.. and are gonna die soon :(

some ppl decided to go off and bond by themselves instead of with us.. heh..

a BIG THANK YOU to you malei's especially WAN IDORA :) I LOVE YOU MALEIS HEHEHE

STAY TUNED FOR THE RAT DISECTION. WILL BLOG ABOUT IT TOMORROW. bye for now =)

Mai CS: Part 2 - The Rematch

Wow.. so tis is the second installment of the mai cs series.. mai cs part 2.. for those assholes who still dunno wad counter strike is.. i duno wad to say liao la.. maybe go to hell la.. ok anyway.. tis is the second part n the continuation from wad happened the last time the gang went to the cyber for cs.. as usual, the same 6 star in this cyber battle..

1. Elvin
2. Elex
3. Pernerd
4. Rency
5. Nelvin
6. Jonny

special guest starring:

Benji

the gang met up yet again at the same cyber for another round of counter-effing fun-strike... Rency n Elvin followed Pernerd to the cyber cafe from Pernerd's hse where they had jus completed a 3 night sleepover.. Rency especially enjoyed sharing rooms wif Pernerd, who he claimed was 'as hot as hell in his jammys'.. Jonny and Elex finally realised that helping those in need was really the waste of life.. i mean come on.. helping change the world is so overrated.. Nelvin somehow was at the cyber when the rest got there.. they didnt bother asking what happened to him as they didnt actually care.. btw Rency was no longer a 'nui' since he was already as tall as his gf.. damn

Game commencing

Elvin has joined the CT forces
Rency has joined the CT forces
Jonny has joined the CT forces
Elex has joined the T forces
Pernerd has joined the T forces
Nelvin has joined the T forces

Round 1 commence



Elvin: woot.. time to get this partay started!
Pernerd: lame
Elex: wtf playing at de_dust
Rency: oh wow!.. u mean dusty lyk pernerd's room.. *winks*
Jonny: lol
Pernerd: zz..
Nelvin: haha.. terrorist rox
Elvin: u don dc anymore la.. gay
Nelvin: i dont remember wad happened that time la..
Pernerd: its nt lyk we care
Elex: lmao
Jonny: eh quick camp at bomb site A
Rency: i duno hw to camp bo.. hehe
Elex: lol.. they'll nvr see me coming
Elvin: i don understand why we don private chat when we tellin strategies..
Pernerd: yea.. dumb faggots
Rency: oo i lyk that word... XD
Nelvin: shut up la..
Elvin: eh rency quick move liao.. wad u doing there
Jonny: hes nt moving.. quick buy ur bloody weapons
Rency: but i cant find any long hard gun.. =D
Elex: wtf
Pernerd: zz.. why do we keep inviting him
Jonny: he was stayin at your hse..
Rency: u hurt my feelings!! *sob*
Elvin: omg hes really crying here next to me
Nelvin: cb gay



Jonny: quick middle
Jonny kill Elex
Elex: zz
Pernerd: u suck.. i show u how its done la
Rency headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: ..
Rency: dont say hurtful things to me anymore plz.. hehe
Elvin: nice shot
Nelvin: so good meh.. i dont believe it
Elvin: take side rency, jonny front
Jonny: kk
Rency: sure thing
Nelvin kill Elvin
Elvin: cb come from behind
Rency: eee
Jonny: neh i see him.. in front there!!
Rency: don worry im coming! :D
Nelvin: haha i see you..
Nelvin kill Jonny
Jonny: cb la.. wtf man.. werent u jus in front
Rency: i think that was me.. hehe
Nelvin: ahaha noob
Rency knifed Nelvin
Nelvin: WTF.. hw the hell did u do that
Rency: i duno wor.. i only press a button.. hehe
Nelvin: lucky shit

Counter-Terrorists win!!

Rency: yay! prawnage!
Elex: its pwnage..
Rency: ohh.. hehe

Round 2 commence



Rency: lucky tis place no roof.. so i wont fall down.. !!
Elex: ok whatever
Elvin: jon u snipe i ciong wif desert eagle
Pernerd: come la i snipe too
Nelvin: chao ngiu
Rency: ee u mean that cute boy from our class lowence ngiu? hehe i haf his hp no..
Jonny: go date him la..
Rency: hehe, XD
Elvin: zz anyway we ciong thro middle
Jonny: kk
Elex: eh go thro bridge plant bomb
Pernerd: o
Nelvin: go plant bomb la
Rency: wad do i do nw?
Jonny: aiya u buy ur gun then tok la
Rency: but it says buy time over
Elvin: wtf.. zzzzz
Pernerd: hahaha
Jonny: nvm la u jus folo me
Rency: no problem, heheh
Elvin: they're all at bomb site A
Elex: lai la
Pernerd: in position liao
Jonny: u go in thro main
Rency: me?
Jonny: who the f**k else la
Rency: owh ok
Pernerd sniped Jonny
Jonny: see la u.. CB la distraction
Rency: oops, sori
Elvin: damn
Elex: ahaha.. shit my hp ring
Nelvin: again
Elex: don worry, its nt lyk im gonna die again becoz of that
Elvin kill Elex
Nelvin: swt
Rency: swt is gay.. (-_-).. teehee!
Nelvin: sure thing..
30 seconds to explosion
Elvin: ciong nia!
Rency: wad does that mean
Pernerd: zz.. shut up
Nelvin: i go kill him
Rency: oh no!
Rency kill Nelvin
Nelvin: wtf again.. zzzz
Rency: hehe.. lucky shot!!
Elvin: lol
Pernerd sniped Elvin
Elvin: shit its up to u
Rency: i'll do my best guys!
Elvin: ..
Pernerd: lol.. u pistol nia hw to win
Rency headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: ccbkia
Rency: yeah!! hehe.. eh wads that blinkin light on the floor?
Elvin: its the bomb! defuse it!
Rency: i cant.. got tis annoying ticking sound which seems to be getting faster.. omg
Jonny: o well
Bomb explodes.. Rency is killed
Rency: wow.. i flew so far!! =]..
Elex: sad

Terrorists win!

Round 3 commence

Benji has joined the CT forces!

Benji: hey, mind if i join in?
Rency: omg.. he's so cute.. OMG!! he's rite next to me!!.. uh uh..
Elvin: wtf is rency doing..
Elex: nelv hes sitting next to u.. can u see wads he doin
Nelvin: ok sure.. omg WTF
Nelvin has disconnected from the game



Jonny: haha
Pernerd: quick la lets play
Benji: bring it.. ive seen u noobs play
Elex: cb come la
Elvin: rofl
Jonny: benji we ciong thro bridge
Benji: u dont tell me what to do dick
Jonny: owh sorry
Rency: ahh.. that was relieving
Elex: i dont even wanna noe wad u did
Rency: hehe, XD
Benji: is tis guy gay or sumting
Elvin: dunno, dun k
Pernerd: we only gt 2 ppl left
Jonny: lol
Elex: we both snipe
Pernerd: k
Elvin: rence u go thro bridge

Rency fell to his death
Jonny: hw the f**k did u fall n die??!! nvm
Elvin: zzz
Benji: haha.. jackass
Rency: hehe, i'll let u jackass me anytime, benji !!
Benji: ok
Elvin: quick la
Pernerd sniped Jonny
Jonny: u all camp la.. play cheat 1!!
Elex: lol

Benji kill Pernerd
Pernerd: cb lucky shot
Benji: bt i was using a pistol
Pernerd: damn i sia soi
Elex: u said it
Elvin: lmao.. ben ur pretty good
Benji: duh, better than all u noobs
Elex: zz.. so its me against the world
Elvin: poser
Elex: so what
Benji: haha i see him.. elv go around the other side
Elvin: kk
Elex killed Benji with a grenade
Benji: cb that was embarrassing..
Elex: i tot u very good.. haha sucker
Benji: zz
Elex: lai la 1 on 1
Elvin: why nt we settle wif knives?
Elex: err, sure ok
Elex killed Elvin with a grenade
Elvin: cb liar
Elex: its nt lyk i care

Terrorists win!

after that benji had to go home so rency decided to stalk him.. since there were only the 5 of them left at the cyber they decided to leave too.. well, they cud haf joined other ppl playing cs but they felt they were too good for them.. they went down to cilipadi but after waiting an hour for their roti canai, they got pissed n left wifout paying.. unfortunately, jonny was caught n beaten up by the roti canai maker while the others ran to the spring.. nelvin wasnt found again..

END

Note: The contents of this entry are meant solely for entertainment purposes bla bla bla.. Havent i typed tis out enough times??

We Love You Too Cikgu Siti!

best classroom fun ever!
its probably times like these that cikgu siti must be really grateful to have our class...

Murid : Selamat pagi cikgu!

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuhbermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentangperkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengancepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu Ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu in!

Murid : Cerdik kami TU!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap Dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)


yes it really did happen. 2006. best yr of school life for many??
readers that are taught by cikgu siti, please do not fear her. she's a wonderful friendly teacher. love her and she'll love you back! ;)
we love you too cikgu siti!

tagged

Rules: Do this tag and answer all the questions into your own blog. Delete one question from all the questions and add one of your own questions, make sure it is 20 question. Tag 8 persons.

Questions:

1. What was your dream when you were a small kid?
to have a successful blog :] lol

2. What is the happiest thing in your whole life?
that would be either my sister's teddy or my dad's passion fruit plant. loll

3. What do you wish to have now?
-SE W910i/SE W960i
-Nokia N81
-A ticket to watch either Liverpool v Man Utd or Chelsea v Arsenal

4. How should the world be seen?
the world shud be seen from space... or else u cant see the whole freakin world wad... sheesh.. common sense.. duh
-raphael

5. What have you realized recently?
i've realised that putting a toaster in a tub full of water gives you soggy toast

6. What is the bad habit that you cannot accept the most?
calling some people by their surname. (sorry lawrence)

7. When you have something which you are unhappy about, what will you do?
i blog.

8. Are you afraid of losing?
HAH!! i dont noe the meaning of 'losing'.. no... seriously... i dont.. cud someone plz help me out here? wad is the meaning of losing... wth.. hw do u even pronounce the word..?
-raphael

9. Do you think that you feel helpless, or useless sometimes?
ermm... i dont think i can answer tis question... AHH!!... anyone there... i feel so alone...
-raphael

10. When you meet someone that you like, will you profess or hide your feelings?
it depends on who i profess my feelings to. i might tell someone else but not the person i 'like' :S

11. List out 3 kind of people you hate the most.
-Backstabbers
-Satanists
-Nuis

12. What is loneliness?

ask siang bo - he's the loner

13. Are you satisfied with your life now? Do you think any changes should be made?
no. yes. i should do more to serve the Lord.

14. When was the most recent time you felt touched?
last nite when in my bed.. i felt some1 groping me.. n after that i heard the familiar 'hehe.. XD'... damn
-raphael

15. Where is the place that you visited and you felt the most beautiful?
hmm. the grassless corner in my garden. i feel most beaufitul when i visit that place. lol

16. What are your plans this month?
practice with Tools For Fools.

17. If you have one wish that'll come true, what is it?
'3 more wishes!'

18. Do you have anything to worry or to be scared about recently?
the new friend that i made at bernard's party. very scared of her.

19. What quality would you like to see in someone?
self-respect. respect for others. consideration for others. belief in God. kindness, loving.

20. In which situation wont u forgive someone for what he/she has done 2 u?
erm. i forgive everyone for whatever they have done to me. i dont hold grudges of any sort.. its just not who i am.

Tagged Victims:
-"sweeetieeee"
-andy
-azzuddin
-caleb
-eleanore
-the dorks
-yiifoong
-yinghui