Mcb, Online Games..

Yo again.. tis time im gonna talk abt online games.. online games destroy lives u say? well.. ur wrong u bast*rds.. to those hardcore gamers who sacrifice their social lives to play their precious games such as 'Maple Tale', on9 games are life itself man.. LIFE!! i mean, who cares if u don mix in wif the crowd or folo the latest trends or be cool or haf a gf/bf or haf frens or watch the latest movies as long as u have ur lvl60 Mega Skull of the Magician's Dog Sword of Appreciable/Exceptional Doom and Destruction which cost u that hard earned 40mil in the game?? i mean come on.. a sword lyk that jus spells pwnage!! (btw, its pronounced pawn-age but one of my smartass frens tells me its own-age.. so cb 1 rite).. PWNAGE I TELL U...

The lvl60 Mega Skull of the Magician's Dog Sword of Appreciable/Exceptional Doom and Destruction

Whats so great abt online games, u ask? Firstly, they make ur meaningless crappy lives haf more meaning! i mean, on9 u can do jus abt anything.. dont tell me u have not ever felt the urge to kill ur frens or unexplainably cute monsters jus to get golden coins worth about 4 of the in-game currency before.. i mean, which teenager hasnt had that feeling before?? if u havent, then ur still a little child la.. plz... online, u can act cool! u can be a totally different person online.. for instance if ur name in real life is Aloyscious, u can make ur character haf the name @loyscious.. COME ON.. HOW COOL IS THAT?? SHIT.. (erm, for those of u who dont get it, u change the letter 'A' to '@' which is also pronounced 'a' n so u change the letter but still get the same name! i MEAN, MEGA COOLNESS!!)

B4 online games were created, kids spent their time on beneficial games which improved brainpower and developed common sense.. THANK YOU TETRIS!

Thro online games, u can even get married.. woot.. can u imagine gettin married to some1 that u dont know who might be living somewhere near India.. cool rite? n when ur nt even at the legal age to do so yet? whoa.. thats the life.. gettin married to some unknown who cant speak english well.. damn.. the only prob is that the girl u met online might be some gay paedophile whos into little white Asian boys.. n as Rency wud probably say to a gay paedophile, "hehe.. ;)".. (n from tis i am nt implying that Rency is gay or wad.. but if u think so anyway its nt my prob)..

U can also make new frens thro on9 games.. good frens who actually care abt what u have in ur inventory and what type of armour u are wearing.. where else can u find these types of frens?? REAL LIFE? come on.. its nt lyk u'll be judged for what u wear on9 as compared to real life where every 1 of ur clothes comes under criticism for being too 'nerdy'.. cb... for example, u will only get these types of conversations in online games:

cooldudeloh13: hey, have u 'checked out' my lvl 35 Armour of The Terrorist Mass Destruction and Kittens??
chanmachine92: omg.. that is so cool.. n not nerdy at all even though u might be in real life..
cooldudeloh13: yea i noe.. hey, ur lvl 40 Helm of Angry Mums and Revelations looks so damn cool too!!
chanmachine92: oh wow, u noticed? i think it goes really well with my hair and really makes my eyes stand out!
cooldudeloh13: u go girlfriend!
chanmachine92: im a guy

so there.. u can be a totally different person online and not be judged for it! n even if ppl do think ur lame n gay online, at least they wont noe who u really are in real life rite?

Thro online games, u can PvP (PvP means pervert, viciously pervert, i think) as well.. u can haf battles with ur frens online in ur games to prove who is stronger or the better looking person.. instead of resorting to hurtful words such as "bokasi" or "chao {person's surname}", u can settle ur differences in a healthy online battle which will probably be observed by many other online players.. and then, u can let them judge.. in my opinion, thro these types of battles, real life fights involving paikias could be reduced and the world would be a way more peaceful place! go online games!

so there you have it.. online games will make the world a better place i suppose.. nw we sent out our interviewers who are as smooth as durian milkshakes to talk to some online game players and get their views on wad they think abt online games...

#1: We met this guy at a supermarket

Game played: Maple Tale
What he had to say:
Get awaay from me!! GO AWAY!! OI, f*ck u.. cb... GO AWAY DAMMIT.. if u dont get away now im gonna call my guild members here n we're gonna own u dammit!! OI!!
Our verdict: He's made many new frens online.. online games rock!!

#2 We met this guy at a school in the Tabuan area

Game played: Defence of the Moderns (D.o.t.M)
What he had to say:
HI MUM! IM ON TV!!.. what?.. im nt?? erm, cud u plz scratch out the "hi mum im on tv" comment.. WHAT DO U MEAN U CANT?? ccb.. eh come on la, plz.. i'll give u money to cancel it.. what?... i can go to jail for bribery? F*CK!!
Our verdict: This guy's played so many online games, he's screwed.



#3 We met this guy in a gaming convention where he was there to learn new techniques for "Road Fighter"

Game played: Maple Tale
What he had to say (we didn't think he noticed us there, so...):
Hmm.. when i go home i wanna play maple!.. i shud kill more to lvl up.. very soon liao, nearly lvl 12.. woot.. HAHA.. hehe.. lvl 12 n i'll be one step closer to being a pro.. hehehe (the laughing went on for abt 3 mins).. lvl 12.. hehe.. maple maple maple.. hehe.. woo!!
Our verdict: This guy was high on drugs.

So, there it is.. online games rock.. n u noe it!

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Note: The contents of this post are meant for entertainment purposes only and are nt meant to... ah, whatever.. u shud noe the rest...

mcb, noob bands

Hey, wassup... so as u can tell by the title, this entry is going to be about noob bands, in other words new bands or bands that are trying to act cool.. these kinds of bands last time already have experience but failed in the first attempt.. so they try to make new bands with new members n sometimes 1 or 2 old members.. another thing about this kind of bands.. they always take other bands' music n try to play them...

but but BUT...

when they play the songs its usually nt as good and they nid to play by tabs that they get from websites such as:

http://www.911tabs.com/
http://www.ultimateguitar.com/
http://www.musicfornoobbands.com.my/ (this website may have already change link)

let us consider this.. wifout these websites noob bands have no chance so.. let us all be thankful to these wonderful sites

THANK YOU 911TABS!! ON BEHALF OF NOOB BANDS!

alrite.. lets move on to other things about noob bands... these kinds of bands usually have no proper place to 'jam'.. if ur unsure about the meaning of 'jam', let me enlighten you.. according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam_(music), a jam session is a musical act where musicians gather and play (or "jam") without extensive preparation or predefined arrangements.. okla, i tell u if u dont understand.. jamming is for noob bands.. as u can see from its definition.. "without extensive preparation"... meaning, lousy la becoz no proper equipment.. anyway, noob bands always need to find places to 'jam'.. for example, they go to places which have cinemas at the top of them to 'jam'.. n for each of these 'jamming' sessions, they nid to pay money, which usually is a big prob for these noob bands.. u shud understand they have no money yet since they're NOOB.. haha

ok, another thing abt noob bands.. they always have problems finding members... usually the problem is that they cant find enuff members so in the end they have to get their frens.. n sometimes their frens are ppl who jus come back from overseas.. so sad rite? so if anyone is interested in joining a noob band which is lacking members, plz dial the helpline for noob bands, 010-998-NO-HOPE-LIAW..

noob bands also find it hard to finish playing a song during their "jamming" sessions.. usually, they wil only play a song half-way before giving up and moving on to the next song.. so in the end, they nvr get anything done.. very noob rite?.. nt only wasting money, they also waste their time which can be used for more beneficial purposes lyk fishing or going on a road trip down to 17th mile... plz la.. fishing is fun ok..

some ppl really love their fish.. fishing rox...

1 last bad thing about noob bands.. they don have any chance to show their talents and become good or famous... i mean come on.. we're in Kuching..

SO.......

WADS THE WHOLE DAMN FREAKIN POINT OF EVEN FORMING A NOOB BAND IN THE 1ST PLACE???

u decide...

THESE ARE A FEW NOOB BAND MEMBERS SPOTTED ROAMING THE STREETS OF TABUAN AREA..

this noob band member was spotted at a school forcing an innocent boy to open his mouth for reasons unknown.. the 1 behind the flag thinks he is a Malaysian terrorist and that posering Namewee is cool.. beware... they are dangerous n also posers...

this noob band member was spotted at a park area wearing a grey shirt with a bee on it as he was tryin to poser someone he saw.. experts conclude that the bee was a symbol of "The Hives", another popular band which many aspire to become lyk... noob band members are LAME!!

this noob band member was tryin go figure out how to play the classic "Mary Had A Little Sheep".. unfortunately, until 2day there are rumours that he is still practising to fulfill his dream of joining the world-famous band "Cobra Starship"

this noob band member was 'choi-su'-ing in KL.. no1 noes hw he even afforded to go there.. however, he was arrested after that for stealing cameras and tryin to act cool in front of tourists.. he couldnt afford the bail and was arrested for indecent behaviour in public.. tsk tsk tsk...

so now i have shown u a number of noob band members.. my advice to you.. BEWARE OF THEM... be very very afraid if u dont want to ever meet them.. another way to tell if they're noob band members, they often have lame band names such as "Fall Down Boy"..

ATTENTION: the contents of this post are not meant to insult anyone and is only meant for poking fun.. so my peng-yus who read this entry, dont feel insulted at all ar! btw, i am promoting a new band called Tools For Fools.. this entry was meant to joke with them but in reality, it is made up of great members.. our blog supports you!