Mai CS: Part 2 - The Rematch

Wow.. so tis is the second installment of the mai cs series.. mai cs part 2.. for those assholes who still dunno wad counter strike is.. i duno wad to say liao la.. maybe go to hell la.. ok anyway.. tis is the second part n the continuation from wad happened the last time the gang went to the cyber for cs.. as usual, the same 6 star in this cyber battle..

1. Elvin
2. Elex
3. Pernerd
4. Rency
5. Nelvin
6. Jonny

special guest starring:

Benji

the gang met up yet again at the same cyber for another round of counter-effing fun-strike... Rency n Elvin followed Pernerd to the cyber cafe from Pernerd's hse where they had jus completed a 3 night sleepover.. Rency especially enjoyed sharing rooms wif Pernerd, who he claimed was 'as hot as hell in his jammys'.. Jonny and Elex finally realised that helping those in need was really the waste of life.. i mean come on.. helping change the world is so overrated.. Nelvin somehow was at the cyber when the rest got there.. they didnt bother asking what happened to him as they didnt actually care.. btw Rency was no longer a 'nui' since he was already as tall as his gf.. damn

Game commencing

Elvin has joined the CT forces
Rency has joined the CT forces
Jonny has joined the CT forces
Elex has joined the T forces
Pernerd has joined the T forces
Nelvin has joined the T forces

Round 1 commence



Elvin: woot.. time to get this partay started!
Pernerd: lame
Elex: wtf playing at de_dust
Rency: oh wow!.. u mean dusty lyk pernerd's room.. *winks*
Jonny: lol
Pernerd: zz..
Nelvin: haha.. terrorist rox
Elvin: u don dc anymore la.. gay
Nelvin: i dont remember wad happened that time la..
Pernerd: its nt lyk we care
Elex: lmao
Jonny: eh quick camp at bomb site A
Rency: i duno hw to camp bo.. hehe
Elex: lol.. they'll nvr see me coming
Elvin: i don understand why we don private chat when we tellin strategies..
Pernerd: yea.. dumb faggots
Rency: oo i lyk that word... XD
Nelvin: shut up la..
Elvin: eh rency quick move liao.. wad u doing there
Jonny: hes nt moving.. quick buy ur bloody weapons
Rency: but i cant find any long hard gun.. =D
Elex: wtf
Pernerd: zz.. why do we keep inviting him
Jonny: he was stayin at your hse..
Rency: u hurt my feelings!! *sob*
Elvin: omg hes really crying here next to me
Nelvin: cb gay



Jonny: quick middle
Jonny kill Elex
Elex: zz
Pernerd: u suck.. i show u how its done la
Rency headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: ..
Rency: dont say hurtful things to me anymore plz.. hehe
Elvin: nice shot
Nelvin: so good meh.. i dont believe it
Elvin: take side rency, jonny front
Jonny: kk
Rency: sure thing
Nelvin kill Elvin
Elvin: cb come from behind
Rency: eee
Jonny: neh i see him.. in front there!!
Rency: don worry im coming! :D
Nelvin: haha i see you..
Nelvin kill Jonny
Jonny: cb la.. wtf man.. werent u jus in front
Rency: i think that was me.. hehe
Nelvin: ahaha noob
Rency knifed Nelvin
Nelvin: WTF.. hw the hell did u do that
Rency: i duno wor.. i only press a button.. hehe
Nelvin: lucky shit

Counter-Terrorists win!!

Rency: yay! prawnage!
Elex: its pwnage..
Rency: ohh.. hehe

Round 2 commence



Rency: lucky tis place no roof.. so i wont fall down.. !!
Elex: ok whatever
Elvin: jon u snipe i ciong wif desert eagle
Pernerd: come la i snipe too
Nelvin: chao ngiu
Rency: ee u mean that cute boy from our class lowence ngiu? hehe i haf his hp no..
Jonny: go date him la..
Rency: hehe, XD
Elvin: zz anyway we ciong thro middle
Jonny: kk
Elex: eh go thro bridge plant bomb
Pernerd: o
Nelvin: go plant bomb la
Rency: wad do i do nw?
Jonny: aiya u buy ur gun then tok la
Rency: but it says buy time over
Elvin: wtf.. zzzzz
Pernerd: hahaha
Jonny: nvm la u jus folo me
Rency: no problem, heheh
Elvin: they're all at bomb site A
Elex: lai la
Pernerd: in position liao
Jonny: u go in thro main
Rency: me?
Jonny: who the f**k else la
Rency: owh ok
Pernerd sniped Jonny
Jonny: see la u.. CB la distraction
Rency: oops, sori
Elvin: damn
Elex: ahaha.. shit my hp ring
Nelvin: again
Elex: don worry, its nt lyk im gonna die again becoz of that
Elvin kill Elex
Nelvin: swt
Rency: swt is gay.. (-_-).. teehee!
Nelvin: sure thing..
30 seconds to explosion
Elvin: ciong nia!
Rency: wad does that mean
Pernerd: zz.. shut up
Nelvin: i go kill him
Rency: oh no!
Rency kill Nelvin
Nelvin: wtf again.. zzzz
Rency: hehe.. lucky shot!!
Elvin: lol
Pernerd sniped Elvin
Elvin: shit its up to u
Rency: i'll do my best guys!
Elvin: ..
Pernerd: lol.. u pistol nia hw to win
Rency headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: ccbkia
Rency: yeah!! hehe.. eh wads that blinkin light on the floor?
Elvin: its the bomb! defuse it!
Rency: i cant.. got tis annoying ticking sound which seems to be getting faster.. omg
Jonny: o well
Bomb explodes.. Rency is killed
Rency: wow.. i flew so far!! =]..
Elex: sad

Terrorists win!

Round 3 commence

Benji has joined the CT forces!

Benji: hey, mind if i join in?
Rency: omg.. he's so cute.. OMG!! he's rite next to me!!.. uh uh..
Elvin: wtf is rency doing..
Elex: nelv hes sitting next to u.. can u see wads he doin
Nelvin: ok sure.. omg WTF
Nelvin has disconnected from the game



Jonny: haha
Pernerd: quick la lets play
Benji: bring it.. ive seen u noobs play
Elex: cb come la
Elvin: rofl
Jonny: benji we ciong thro bridge
Benji: u dont tell me what to do dick
Jonny: owh sorry
Rency: ahh.. that was relieving
Elex: i dont even wanna noe wad u did
Rency: hehe, XD
Benji: is tis guy gay or sumting
Elvin: dunno, dun k
Pernerd: we only gt 2 ppl left
Jonny: lol
Elex: we both snipe
Pernerd: k
Elvin: rence u go thro bridge

Rency fell to his death
Jonny: hw the f**k did u fall n die??!! nvm
Elvin: zzz
Benji: haha.. jackass
Rency: hehe, i'll let u jackass me anytime, benji !!
Benji: ok
Elvin: quick la
Pernerd sniped Jonny
Jonny: u all camp la.. play cheat 1!!
Elex: lol

Benji kill Pernerd
Pernerd: cb lucky shot
Benji: bt i was using a pistol
Pernerd: damn i sia soi
Elex: u said it
Elvin: lmao.. ben ur pretty good
Benji: duh, better than all u noobs
Elex: zz.. so its me against the world
Elvin: poser
Elex: so what
Benji: haha i see him.. elv go around the other side
Elvin: kk
Elex killed Benji with a grenade
Benji: cb that was embarrassing..
Elex: i tot u very good.. haha sucker
Benji: zz
Elex: lai la 1 on 1
Elvin: why nt we settle wif knives?
Elex: err, sure ok
Elex killed Elvin with a grenade
Elvin: cb liar
Elex: its nt lyk i care

Terrorists win!

after that benji had to go home so rency decided to stalk him.. since there were only the 5 of them left at the cyber they decided to leave too.. well, they cud haf joined other ppl playing cs but they felt they were too good for them.. they went down to cilipadi but after waiting an hour for their roti canai, they got pissed n left wifout paying.. unfortunately, jonny was caught n beaten up by the roti canai maker while the others ran to the spring.. nelvin wasnt found again..

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Note: The contents of this entry are meant solely for entertainment purposes bla bla bla.. Havent i typed tis out enough times??

Mai CS..

Ok, to start off... for those of u idiots who dunno wad CS or Counter Strike is, im not gonna even bother explaining to you and I think u better drive down to Kenyalang and buy a copy of the disc.. if no more liao TOO BAD LO... hahaha..


Anyway, tis entry is gonna be about wad a conversation among a few ppl wud be lyk while playing Counter Strike n this dialogue will be starring:

1. Elvin
2. Elex
3. Pernerd
4. Rency
5. Nelvin
6. Jonny

n special guest starring:

Lio and Pieyoa and Chia Lik

ok, one day Elvin, Elex, Pernerd, Rency, Nelvin and Jonny went to a cyber cafe near Cilipadi which is opposite Swinburne University.. they decided to play counter-strike becoz they thought counter strike was still the 'in' game and that dota sucked.. among these 6 ppl, 2 were nerds, 1 a dork, 1 a geek, 1 a semi-noob drummer and one a 'nui'.. (for those who dont't get it, the meaning of 'nui' is a handsome boy with a girlfriend who is usually taller or about the same height as him)

Game commencing

Elvin has joined the CT forces
Pernerd has joined the CT forces
Nelvin has joined the CT forces
Rency has joined the T forces
Elex has joined the T forces
Jonny has joined the T forces



Round 1 commence

Elvin: alrite, time to rock n roll
Pernerd: zzz
Rency: lame la.. anyways, hi all.. XOXO
Nelvin: woot, u terrorist going down la
Jonny: yea rite... its lyk saying i'm hot
Elex: wtf
Pernerd: zzz yea yea
Elvin: i buy maverick.. kill u all ar... bullshits
Elex: sure.. im cooler than u la
Rency: rofl
Nelvin: wtf... u noe wad rofl is meh
Rency: chao ur mother
Jonny: i buy ak
Elvin: okok, pernerd u go thro front.. i take side door
Pernerd: okiedokie
Elex: gay
Pernerd: u mean lyk my clothes??
Elex: yeap
Pernerd: ok
Jonny: i take vents.. wad abt u Rence?
Rency: zz i tot we were playin "Mickey Mouse's Hot Romances"
Elvin: wtf.. is there even such a game?
Rency: got, my mommy buy for me yesterday
Nelvin: omg man
Rency headshot Jonny
Jonny: wtf la.. ccb im ur damn team u d*ckhead
Rency: oops sorry
Rency: hehe XD
Elvin whispers to Nelvin: wtf.. who the hell invited this gay
Nelvin whispers to Elvin: no idea.. i suspect Pernerd
Elvin kill Elex
Elex: mcb.. i was looking at my phone
Rency: im the only 1 left meh? :)
Pernerd: eh elv hes at roof
Elvin: kk
Rency fell to his death
Nelvin: wtf sad man
Rency: oops... hehe... XD

Counter-Terrorists win!




Pernerd: woot, own u all la
Jonny: aiya next round u all nt lucky liao la
Elex: zz.. i go pay 4 the nt 2 hrs.. don start first ar

Round 2 commence

Pernerd: i go find Elex first.. kill him
Elvin: lol
Jonny: zzz
Rency: but he say don start first bo... hehe
Nelvin: so wad
Jonny killed Elvin
Pernerd killed Jonny
Rency fell to his death
Elvin: wtf was that.. zz
Rency: lol, sry i tried to play sniper but i fell.. oops.. (-.-)
Jonny: at least i kill elvin
Pernerd: shotgun ma.. i oso kill u la.. nw find elex
Elex: back... mcb tell u don start still start..
Pernerd: where are u elex
Elex: vents.. er i mean sidedoor
Pernerd: o, ok.. thx for telling me elex
Elex headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: walao u say sidedoor bo
Elex: sure, ok
Nelvin: zz.. so dumb la u
Elex: eh im at sidedoor now, true 1
Nelvin: isit? oh, ok
Elex headshot Nelvin
Nelvin: u LIE me!!
Elex: lol.. d*cks
Elex fell to his death

Terrorists win!

Lio has joined the CT forces
Pieyoa has joined the T forces

Nelvin: wtf.. lio!
Elvin: u gt bball training le
Lio: shut up.. fk u both.. later i beat u up
Jonny: lol
Rency: i'll let u 'beat me up'... heehee ;)
Elex: haha, py join our team.. u all die la
Pieyoa: lool
Nelvin: lyk u can beat me up
Elvin: he's rite next to u u noe that
Nelvin: o shi*...

Nelvin has disconnected from the game

Pernerd: sien

Round 3 commence

Pernerd: lio u take front.. elvin take roof
Lio: shut up.. fk u.. later i beat u up
Elvin: kk
Pieyoa: lool.. eh lio later coach kill us
Jonny: roflmfao
Rency: hehe, this round i'll buy the desert eagle
Elvin: zz they all camp inside vent la
Pernerd: thro grenade in
Elvin: k
Elvin has killed himself with a grenade
Lio: mcb.. later i beat u up
Elvin: zzzz
Pernerd: u dumb isit
Jonny: lol Pernerd i see u
Pernerd: ...
Jonny headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: wtf.. but i crouching quietly bo..
Pieyoa: kk.. onli lio left
Elex: lol.. i was playing wif my hp.. jus came bk
Pieyoa: zzz
Pieyoa headshot Elex
Elex: walao chao mother
Lio: so wad.. i can still kill u all.. then later i beat u all up
Rency: wow, hw manly! ;)
Jonny: hes on roof
Pieyoa: lool.. u take side ladder
Rency: me le?
Pieyoa: u jus don move la.. gay
Rency: okie then
Lio headshot Jonny
Jonny: wtf
Lio: HAHA
Pieyoa: zz
Rency fell to his death
Pieyoa: wtf man.. but werent u inside the vent?? wadever
Rency: sry ar.. hehe
Lio: lol only u left.. i ciong u liao
Pieyoa: zzzzzzzzzzz

Chia Lik has joined the game as a spectator

Lio: ??
Pieyoa: wth..
Chia Lik: Hi Guys! How are you all?
Lio: wtf
Elvin: wtf
Elex: wtf
Pernerd: wtf
Jonny: wtf
Rency: hehe, XD
Pieyoa: where are u? i dont even see u in the cyber room
Chia Lik: Hahaha.. I like guns!
Chia Lik headshot Lio
Chia Lik headshot Pieyoa
Lio: wtf.. OMGWTFMCBBBQ
Pieyoa: lool... sh*t
Chia Lik: Yay!! yaya

And by that time, Pernerds mum came calling so he had to go home.. and since Rency and Elvin had to follow him home.. the 3 of them left.. the rest decided that they were wasting their lives in front of the computer screen and decided to become better people by walkin to the cheshire home and helpin those in need.. Nelvin was never found.. and the appearance of Chia Lik was nvr explained.. rumour has it he is a Counter Strike pro.. others say he used a hack.. but when interviewed by RTM reporters, this is all Chia Lik had to say for himself

Chia Lik: I LIKE GUNS!! BIG BIG GUNS!! yayaya BANG BANG!! WOO!! BANG




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Note: the contents of these entry are meant solely for entertainment purposes.. so if u feel insulted nt our fault.. haha... CS ROX!