Mai CS..

Ok, to start off... for those of u idiots who dunno wad CS or Counter Strike is, im not gonna even bother explaining to you and I think u better drive down to Kenyalang and buy a copy of the disc.. if no more liao TOO BAD LO... hahaha..


Anyway, tis entry is gonna be about wad a conversation among a few ppl wud be lyk while playing Counter Strike n this dialogue will be starring:

1. Elvin
2. Elex
3. Pernerd
4. Rency
5. Nelvin
6. Jonny

n special guest starring:

Lio and Pieyoa and Chia Lik

ok, one day Elvin, Elex, Pernerd, Rency, Nelvin and Jonny went to a cyber cafe near Cilipadi which is opposite Swinburne University.. they decided to play counter-strike becoz they thought counter strike was still the 'in' game and that dota sucked.. among these 6 ppl, 2 were nerds, 1 a dork, 1 a geek, 1 a semi-noob drummer and one a 'nui'.. (for those who dont't get it, the meaning of 'nui' is a handsome boy with a girlfriend who is usually taller or about the same height as him)

Game commencing

Elvin has joined the CT forces
Pernerd has joined the CT forces
Nelvin has joined the CT forces
Rency has joined the T forces
Elex has joined the T forces
Jonny has joined the T forces



Round 1 commence

Elvin: alrite, time to rock n roll
Pernerd: zzz
Rency: lame la.. anyways, hi all.. XOXO
Nelvin: woot, u terrorist going down la
Jonny: yea rite... its lyk saying i'm hot
Elex: wtf
Pernerd: zzz yea yea
Elvin: i buy maverick.. kill u all ar... bullshits
Elex: sure.. im cooler than u la
Rency: rofl
Nelvin: wtf... u noe wad rofl is meh
Rency: chao ur mother
Jonny: i buy ak
Elvin: okok, pernerd u go thro front.. i take side door
Pernerd: okiedokie
Elex: gay
Pernerd: u mean lyk my clothes??
Elex: yeap
Pernerd: ok
Jonny: i take vents.. wad abt u Rence?
Rency: zz i tot we were playin "Mickey Mouse's Hot Romances"
Elvin: wtf.. is there even such a game?
Rency: got, my mommy buy for me yesterday
Nelvin: omg man
Rency headshot Jonny
Jonny: wtf la.. ccb im ur damn team u d*ckhead
Rency: oops sorry
Rency: hehe XD
Elvin whispers to Nelvin: wtf.. who the hell invited this gay
Nelvin whispers to Elvin: no idea.. i suspect Pernerd
Elvin kill Elex
Elex: mcb.. i was looking at my phone
Rency: im the only 1 left meh? :)
Pernerd: eh elv hes at roof
Elvin: kk
Rency fell to his death
Nelvin: wtf sad man
Rency: oops... hehe... XD

Counter-Terrorists win!




Pernerd: woot, own u all la
Jonny: aiya next round u all nt lucky liao la
Elex: zz.. i go pay 4 the nt 2 hrs.. don start first ar

Round 2 commence

Pernerd: i go find Elex first.. kill him
Elvin: lol
Jonny: zzz
Rency: but he say don start first bo... hehe
Nelvin: so wad
Jonny killed Elvin
Pernerd killed Jonny
Rency fell to his death
Elvin: wtf was that.. zz
Rency: lol, sry i tried to play sniper but i fell.. oops.. (-.-)
Jonny: at least i kill elvin
Pernerd: shotgun ma.. i oso kill u la.. nw find elex
Elex: back... mcb tell u don start still start..
Pernerd: where are u elex
Elex: vents.. er i mean sidedoor
Pernerd: o, ok.. thx for telling me elex
Elex headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: walao u say sidedoor bo
Elex: sure, ok
Nelvin: zz.. so dumb la u
Elex: eh im at sidedoor now, true 1
Nelvin: isit? oh, ok
Elex headshot Nelvin
Nelvin: u LIE me!!
Elex: lol.. d*cks
Elex fell to his death

Terrorists win!

Lio has joined the CT forces
Pieyoa has joined the T forces

Nelvin: wtf.. lio!
Elvin: u gt bball training le
Lio: shut up.. fk u both.. later i beat u up
Jonny: lol
Rency: i'll let u 'beat me up'... heehee ;)
Elex: haha, py join our team.. u all die la
Pieyoa: lool
Nelvin: lyk u can beat me up
Elvin: he's rite next to u u noe that
Nelvin: o shi*...

Nelvin has disconnected from the game

Pernerd: sien

Round 3 commence

Pernerd: lio u take front.. elvin take roof
Lio: shut up.. fk u.. later i beat u up
Elvin: kk
Pieyoa: lool.. eh lio later coach kill us
Jonny: roflmfao
Rency: hehe, this round i'll buy the desert eagle
Elvin: zz they all camp inside vent la
Pernerd: thro grenade in
Elvin: k
Elvin has killed himself with a grenade
Lio: mcb.. later i beat u up
Elvin: zzzz
Pernerd: u dumb isit
Jonny: lol Pernerd i see u
Pernerd: ...
Jonny headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: wtf.. but i crouching quietly bo..
Pieyoa: kk.. onli lio left
Elex: lol.. i was playing wif my hp.. jus came bk
Pieyoa: zzz
Pieyoa headshot Elex
Elex: walao chao mother
Lio: so wad.. i can still kill u all.. then later i beat u all up
Rency: wow, hw manly! ;)
Jonny: hes on roof
Pieyoa: lool.. u take side ladder
Rency: me le?
Pieyoa: u jus don move la.. gay
Rency: okie then
Lio headshot Jonny
Jonny: wtf
Lio: HAHA
Pieyoa: zz
Rency fell to his death
Pieyoa: wtf man.. but werent u inside the vent?? wadever
Rency: sry ar.. hehe
Lio: lol only u left.. i ciong u liao
Pieyoa: zzzzzzzzzzz

Chia Lik has joined the game as a spectator

Lio: ??
Pieyoa: wth..
Chia Lik: Hi Guys! How are you all?
Lio: wtf
Elvin: wtf
Elex: wtf
Pernerd: wtf
Jonny: wtf
Rency: hehe, XD
Pieyoa: where are u? i dont even see u in the cyber room
Chia Lik: Hahaha.. I like guns!
Chia Lik headshot Lio
Chia Lik headshot Pieyoa
Lio: wtf.. OMGWTFMCBBBQ
Pieyoa: lool... sh*t
Chia Lik: Yay!! yaya

And by that time, Pernerds mum came calling so he had to go home.. and since Rency and Elvin had to follow him home.. the 3 of them left.. the rest decided that they were wasting their lives in front of the computer screen and decided to become better people by walkin to the cheshire home and helpin those in need.. Nelvin was never found.. and the appearance of Chia Lik was nvr explained.. rumour has it he is a Counter Strike pro.. others say he used a hack.. but when interviewed by RTM reporters, this is all Chia Lik had to say for himself

Chia Lik: I LIKE GUNS!! BIG BIG GUNS!! yayaya BANG BANG!! WOO!! BANG




END

Note: the contents of these entry are meant solely for entertainment purposes.. so if u feel insulted nt our fault.. haha... CS ROX!