mcb, noob bands

Hey, wassup... so as u can tell by the title, this entry is going to be about noob bands, in other words new bands or bands that are trying to act cool.. these kinds of bands last time already have experience but failed in the first attempt.. so they try to make new bands with new members n sometimes 1 or 2 old members.. another thing about this kind of bands.. they always take other bands' music n try to play them...

but but BUT...

when they play the songs its usually nt as good and they nid to play by tabs that they get from websites such as:

http://www.911tabs.com/
http://www.ultimateguitar.com/
http://www.musicfornoobbands.com.my/ (this website may have already change link)

let us consider this.. wifout these websites noob bands have no chance so.. let us all be thankful to these wonderful sites

THANK YOU 911TABS!! ON BEHALF OF NOOB BANDS!

alrite.. lets move on to other things about noob bands... these kinds of bands usually have no proper place to 'jam'.. if ur unsure about the meaning of 'jam', let me enlighten you.. according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam_(music), a jam session is a musical act where musicians gather and play (or "jam") without extensive preparation or predefined arrangements.. okla, i tell u if u dont understand.. jamming is for noob bands.. as u can see from its definition.. "without extensive preparation"... meaning, lousy la becoz no proper equipment.. anyway, noob bands always need to find places to 'jam'.. for example, they go to places which have cinemas at the top of them to 'jam'.. n for each of these 'jamming' sessions, they nid to pay money, which usually is a big prob for these noob bands.. u shud understand they have no money yet since they're NOOB.. haha

ok, another thing abt noob bands.. they always have problems finding members... usually the problem is that they cant find enuff members so in the end they have to get their frens.. n sometimes their frens are ppl who jus come back from overseas.. so sad rite? so if anyone is interested in joining a noob band which is lacking members, plz dial the helpline for noob bands, 010-998-NO-HOPE-LIAW..

noob bands also find it hard to finish playing a song during their "jamming" sessions.. usually, they wil only play a song half-way before giving up and moving on to the next song.. so in the end, they nvr get anything done.. very noob rite?.. nt only wasting money, they also waste their time which can be used for more beneficial purposes lyk fishing or going on a road trip down to 17th mile... plz la.. fishing is fun ok..

some ppl really love their fish.. fishing rox...

1 last bad thing about noob bands.. they don have any chance to show their talents and become good or famous... i mean come on.. we're in Kuching..

SO.......

WADS THE WHOLE DAMN FREAKIN POINT OF EVEN FORMING A NOOB BAND IN THE 1ST PLACE???

u decide...

THESE ARE A FEW NOOB BAND MEMBERS SPOTTED ROAMING THE STREETS OF TABUAN AREA..

this noob band member was spotted at a school forcing an innocent boy to open his mouth for reasons unknown.. the 1 behind the flag thinks he is a Malaysian terrorist and that posering Namewee is cool.. beware... they are dangerous n also posers...

this noob band member was spotted at a park area wearing a grey shirt with a bee on it as he was tryin to poser someone he saw.. experts conclude that the bee was a symbol of "The Hives", another popular band which many aspire to become lyk... noob band members are LAME!!

this noob band member was tryin go figure out how to play the classic "Mary Had A Little Sheep".. unfortunately, until 2day there are rumours that he is still practising to fulfill his dream of joining the world-famous band "Cobra Starship"

this noob band member was 'choi-su'-ing in KL.. no1 noes hw he even afforded to go there.. however, he was arrested after that for stealing cameras and tryin to act cool in front of tourists.. he couldnt afford the bail and was arrested for indecent behaviour in public.. tsk tsk tsk...

so now i have shown u a number of noob band members.. my advice to you.. BEWARE OF THEM... be very very afraid if u dont want to ever meet them.. another way to tell if they're noob band members, they often have lame band names such as "Fall Down Boy"..

ATTENTION: the contents of this post are not meant to insult anyone and is only meant for poking fun.. so my peng-yus who read this entry, dont feel insulted at all ar! btw, i am promoting a new band called Tools For Fools.. this entry was meant to joke with them but in reality, it is made up of great members.. our blog supports you!