18 April 2008

Mai CS: Part 2 - The Rematch

Wow.. so tis is the second installment of the mai cs series.. mai cs part 2.. for those assholes who still dunno wad counter strike is.. i duno wad to say liao la.. maybe go to hell la.. ok anyway.. tis is the second part n the continuation from wad happened the last time the gang went to the cyber for cs.. as usual, the same 6 star in this cyber battle..

1. Elvin
2. Elex
3. Pernerd
4. Rency
5. Nelvin
6. Jonny

special guest starring:

Benji





the gang met up yet again at the same cyber for another round of counter-effing fun-strike... Rency n Elvin followed Pernerd to the cyber cafe from Pernerd's hse where they had jus completed a 3 night sleepover.. Rency especially enjoyed sharing rooms wif Pernerd, who he claimed was 'as hot as hell in his jammys'.. Jonny and Elex finally realised that helping those in need was really the waste of life.. i mean come on.. helping change the world is so overrated.. Nelvin somehow was at the cyber when the rest got there.. they didnt bother asking what happened to him as they didnt actually care.. btw Rency was no longer a 'nui' since he was already as tall as his gf.. damn

Game commencing

Elvin has joined the CT forces
Rency has joined the CT forces
Jonny has joined the CT forces
Elex has joined the T forces
Pernerd has joined the T forces
Nelvin has joined the T forces

Round 1 commence



Elvin: woot.. time to get this partay started!
Pernerd: lame
Elex: wtf playing at de_dust
Rency: oh wow!.. u mean dusty lyk pernerd's room.. *winks*
Jonny: lol
Pernerd: zz..
Nelvin: haha.. terrorist rox
Elvin: u don dc anymore la.. gay
Nelvin: i dont remember wad happened that time la..
Pernerd: its nt lyk we care
Elex: lmao
Jonny: eh quick camp at bomb site A
Rency: i duno hw to camp bo.. hehe
Elex: lol.. they'll nvr see me coming
Elvin: i don understand why we don private chat when we tellin strategies..
Pernerd: yea.. dumb faggots
Rency: oo i lyk that word... XD
Nelvin: shut up la..
Elvin: eh rency quick move liao.. wad u doing there
Jonny: hes nt moving.. quick buy ur bloody weapons
Rency: but i cant find any long hard gun.. =D
Elex: wtf
Pernerd: zz.. why do we keep inviting him
Jonny: he was stayin at your hse..
Rency: u hurt my feelings!! *sob*
Elvin: omg hes really crying here next to me
Nelvin: cb gay



Jonny: quick middle
Jonny kill Elex
Elex: zz
Pernerd: u suck.. i show u how its done la
Rency headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: ..
Rency: dont say hurtful things to me anymore plz.. hehe
Elvin: nice shot
Nelvin: so good meh.. i dont believe it
Elvin: take side rency, jonny front
Jonny: kk
Rency: sure thing
Nelvin kill Elvin
Elvin: cb come from behind
Rency: eee
Jonny: neh i see him.. in front there!!
Rency: don worry im coming! :D
Nelvin: haha i see you..
Nelvin kill Jonny
Jonny: cb la.. wtf man.. werent u jus in front
Rency: i think that was me.. hehe
Nelvin: ahaha noob
Rency knifed Nelvin
Nelvin: WTF.. hw the hell did u do that
Rency: i duno wor.. i only press a button.. hehe
Nelvin: lucky shit

Counter-Terrorists win!!

Rency: yay! prawnage!
Elex: its pwnage..
Rency: ohh.. hehe

Round 2 commence



Rency: lucky tis place no roof.. so i wont fall down.. !!
Elex: ok whatever
Elvin: jon u snipe i ciong wif desert eagle
Pernerd: come la i snipe too
Nelvin: chao ngiu
Rency: ee u mean that cute boy from our class lowence ngiu? hehe i haf his hp no..
Jonny: go date him la..
Rency: hehe, XD
Elvin: zz anyway we ciong thro middle
Jonny: kk
Elex: eh go thro bridge plant bomb
Pernerd: o
Nelvin: go plant bomb la
Rency: wad do i do nw?
Jonny: aiya u buy ur gun then tok la
Rency: but it says buy time over
Elvin: wtf.. zzzzz
Pernerd: hahaha
Jonny: nvm la u jus folo me
Rency: no problem, heheh
Elvin: they're all at bomb site A
Elex: lai la
Pernerd: in position liao
Jonny: u go in thro main
Rency: me?
Jonny: who the f**k else la
Rency: owh ok
Pernerd sniped Jonny
Jonny: see la u.. CB la distraction
Rency: oops, sori
Elvin: damn
Elex: ahaha.. shit my hp ring
Nelvin: again
Elex: don worry, its nt lyk im gonna die again becoz of that
Elvin kill Elex
Nelvin: swt
Rency: swt is gay.. (-_-).. teehee!
Nelvin: sure thing..
30 seconds to explosion
Elvin: ciong nia!
Rency: wad does that mean
Pernerd: zz.. shut up
Nelvin: i go kill him
Rency: oh no!
Rency kill Nelvin
Nelvin: wtf again.. zzzz
Rency: hehe.. lucky shot!!
Elvin: lol
Pernerd sniped Elvin
Elvin: shit its up to u
Rency: i'll do my best guys!
Elvin: ..
Pernerd: lol.. u pistol nia hw to win
Rency headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: ccbkia
Rency: yeah!! hehe.. eh wads that blinkin light on the floor?
Elvin: its the bomb! defuse it!
Rency: i cant.. got tis annoying ticking sound which seems to be getting faster.. omg
Jonny: o well
Bomb explodes.. Rency is killed
Rency: wow.. i flew so far!! =]..
Elex: sad

Terrorists win!

Round 3 commence

Benji has joined the CT forces!

Benji: hey, mind if i join in?
Rency: omg.. he's so cute.. OMG!! he's rite next to me!!.. uh uh..
Elvin: wtf is rency doing..

Elex: nelv hes sitting next to u.. can u see wads he doin
Nelvin: ok sure.. omg WTF
Nelvin has disconnected from the game



Jonny: haha
Pernerd: quick la lets play
Benji: bring it.. ive seen u noobs play
Elex: cb come la
Elvin: rofl
Jonny: benji we ciong thro bridge
Benji: u dont tell me what to do dick
Jonny: owh sorry
Rency: ahh.. that was relieving

Elex: i dont even wanna noe wad u did
Rency: hehe, XD
Benji: is tis guy gay or sumting
Elvin: dunno, dun k
Pernerd: we only gt 2 ppl left
Jonny: lol
Elex: we both snipe
Pernerd: k
Elvin: rence u go thro bridge

Rency fell to his death
Jonny: hw the f**k did u fall n die??!! nvm
Elvin: zzz
Benji: haha.. jackass
Rency: hehe, i'll let u jackass me anytime, benji !!
Benji: ok
Elvin: quick la

Pernerd sniped Jonny
Jonny: u all camp la.. play cheat 1!!
Elex: lol

Benji kill Pernerd
Pernerd: cb lucky shot
Benji: bt i was using a pistol
Pernerd: damn i sia soi
Elex: u said it
Elvin: lmao.. ben ur pretty good
Benji: duh, better than all u noobs

Elex: zz.. so its me against the world
Elvin: poser
Elex: so what
Benji: haha i see him.. elv go around the other side
Elvin: kk

Elex killed Benji with a grenade
Benji: cb that was embarrassing..
Elex: i tot u very good.. haha sucker
Benji: zz
Elex: lai la 1 on 1
Elvin: why nt we settle wif knives?
Elex: err, sure ok
Elex killed Elvin with a grenade
Elvin: cb liar
Elex: its nt lyk i care

Terrorists win!

after that benji had to go home so rency decided to stalk him.. since there were only the 5 of them left at the cyber they decided to leave too.. well, they cud haf joined other ppl playing cs but they felt they were too good for them.. they went down to cilipadi but after waiting an hour for their roti canai, they got pissed n left wifout paying.. unfortunately, jonny was caught n beaten up by the roti canai maker while the others ran to the spring.. nelvin wasnt found again..

END

Note: The contents of this entry are meant solely for entertainment purposes bla bla bla.. Havent i typed tis out enough times??

01 April 2008

We Love You Too Cikgu Siti!

best classroom fun ever!
its probably times like these that cikgu siti must be really grateful to have our class...

Murid : Selamat pagi cikgu!

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuhbermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentangperkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengancepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu Ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

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Murid : UMNO!

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Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

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Cikgu : Dengar ini!

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Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

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Cikgu : Rosak!

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Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap Dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)


yes it really did happen. 2006. best yr of school life for many??
readers that are taught by cikgu siti, please do not fear her. she's a wonderful friendly teacher. love her and she'll love you back! ;)
we love you too cikgu siti!